kaboom, guess who stepped up in the room!

So summer is approaching very fast and spring is damn near here. Thankfully I will be going to Miami with the ladies of L Phi L.. Leigh Phi Lombardy...its where we live and shit lol. So while I'm thinking about how great ima look in a bikini, M1 Platoon's "wife the rolla" comes on. Hell yes! Now I love love LOVe this song and I don't know why. It's not even the best song on the mixtape, but i jus fucks with it mad hard. Too hard sometimes...i like play it over and over again. Don't call me a groupie, IMA FAN! Anyway, the song has me thinking about my summer playlist. I compiled a little list for ya'll avid queenie readers.

spring forward into summa

indie mixtape
"wife the rolla"-M1 Platoon
"fabrics"- M1 Platoon
"ice cream"- N.E.R.D
"misunderstood"- trey songz
"pussy money weed"-wayne
"whenever"-kid cudi
"day n night"- kid cud...wait scratch that, that song feels like i should be wearing a lot of fur lol
"sex ed"- g5 clive

tha old skool
"summatime"-lol
"black coffee"- sarah vaughan
"never can say goodbye"-jackson 5
"people make the world go round"- the stylistics
"around the way girl"- ladies love cool james (and i still do)

black protest
the entire nina simone protest album
"strange fruit"- billie holiday
"my black people"- g5 clive
"black maybe"- common
"mystery of iniquity"- lauryn hill
"black girl lost"- nas
all of new amerykah
throw someones concept album on it and u good lol

that r and b shit
"diva"- beyonce
t pain t pain t pain t pain
chris brown...the first album
"braid my hair"- mario
"take it from here"- justin timberlake
"i wanna be loved"- eric benet
"tell me"- groove theory
"good morning"- john legend
"mo better"- raheem devaughan
"you are everything"- mary j
and the whole what's the 411 album..yes!
anything tony toni tone

hip hop...tha new school
"much more"- lupe fiasco
"say hello"- jay z
"anti"- n.e.r.d (does this count?)
the college dropout and late registration
"sex 4 suga"- common
"swagga interntational" pharrell
anything pharrell actually...anything...it all feels like its hot outside lol

brooklyn baby...and them otha burrows
"queen bitch"- lil kim (this like one of my favorite songs of all time)
"can i live"- jay z
"regrets"- jay z
and i gotta put cashmere thoughts on here
"mvp"- big l...he said he was a poonanny vampire...lol
"warning"- biggie biggie
"life's a bitch"- nas
anybody from brooklyn will do you right
i recommend dusting off that blueprint, black album, and hard core for the summa
stick wit reasonable doubt and illmatic for the spring

jazz
"a shade of blue"- incognito

ok i have class...so fill in my blanks for me...appreciate it much

queenie valentine

tips n thangs

i wanted to take this time out to say that i miss doe cheese, havent seen her in like forever...o happy belated valentines day to all. mine sucked, i worked at my restaurant and i kept getting bonquisha and tyrone and their bastard child ray'qwon (i have said this about 60 times over the past 2 days). Racist right? Well no. Let me explain. I am a black woman and i love love LOVE my black people, but often times when they come into a restaurant bonquisha "forgets" that the standard tip is 20% these days (if u don't know, now you know), not less than 15%!!! i am tired of waiting on my black brothas and sistas and being left 5 dollas on a 65 dolla check! Why can't we just humble ourselves and give to the servers! we get paid less than 3 dollas an hour ya'll! Give GIVE GIVE. if you get bad service thats ONE thing, but if jane and bob at table two gave me 15 on 25 and wrote "great service" on the top of their check but bonquisha and tyrone left me 2 dollas on 35, what do u want me to think about u? that you're trife? YES! HOWEVER there are many many many african american patrons that come in and tip beautifully! My highest tip was from a YOUNG black couple. All im trying to say is as a people we need to do better. we need to pick up the pieces; stop complainin about shit, stop running the hell out of our servers for "fruit punch, extra dressing, and honey mustard" and stop being trife on the tip. racial profiling is REAL and it is not always the majority's fault, sometimes the fault is resting within us. so if you can't tip don't go out. if u talkin about how u ballin on facebook and got a nice whip, then don't be selfish. PAY WHAT YOU OWE! appreciate the services given to you. Change the way black people are viewed in today's restaurant world. TIP YO' SERVA!

im glad we don't carry this

im done now...lol...we do be makin cake tho'...so don't get it twisted lol

Check It Out! lol

Tribute shoes to one of the sexiest cars ever!

For the Love of Ray J: i think this girl is cool

HOWEVER...even though I think she's cool because she has a big ass tattoo on her face, this bi*ch is saying she is PREGO wit Ray J's baby AND that her and Ray J were "making love" a week into filming and had been "making love" ever since...if this girl doesn't win then Ray J is trife and REALITY tv is officially fake (i guess i need even more examples of its fakeness lol)

reasons for el hiatus

I know, I know, but I haven't had internet in forever AND to top it off, my kitten Biggie Biggie Smalls has been shittin everywhere because he's sick (boooo). Now I have internet. yay. However I'm going to continue to mooch off of Virginia Union's internet because it's only right. Let's talk. I'm really pissed off at my computer. It's such a piece of shit. I am thankful for it, but damn DELL what kind of product are you giving us these days. It does this typing thing where I'll be writing a word and then it will start typing that letter in another word...its such a piece of SHIT! wtf...man wtf...Shit. anyway. ima be back in business. trust and believe. jus give me a chance. times are hard, internet is low...cyberspace is on pause. ttyl

Today's Hotness and not so hotness lol

First Lady, Michelle Obama covers Vogue

Hello Kitty + Mac join forces and is now available in Mac stores

Mad props to M.I.A. for performing on her due date lol

Kanye, Wayne, Jay-z, and T.I. did there thing too

SIDEBAR:

Damn Gina...what is the world coming to!

• It is really sad that Chris Brown might be the next Ike Turner! The Got Milk campaign dropped him yesterday and Wrigley's Doublemint gum has suspended is campaign. Mr. Brown also will no longer be performing in the upcoming NBA Allstar Game. Damn C Breezy!

• And as for A. Rod (aka A Fraud) why the hell were you doping man! You get $275 million...go natural!!!!
  
  
  

-Doe Chee$e

It's A New Day!

Congrats to the Obama's and to the United States.....We have a black President...its official!!!!!!!!!


HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE

KELIS IS A PREGO!!!!

cheers!

KELIS AND NAS ARE PREGO!

Congrats to Kelis and Nas! They have confirmed that Kelis is prego with their first child.....thats gona be one fly ass kid

-Doe Chee$e

GREETINGS FROM BALTIMORE, MD (aka bodymore murdaland...ive always thought that was funny lol)

SMASH AND YOUNG CRIP: BIT TOO MUCH FOR ME
First I wanna start off by saying that this young gentleman is probably a crip forreal...only thing is it's weird that he's a rapper...welcome to baltimore radio

BOSSMAN:BREAK ME OFF
im sorry that this video is off a "girl next door" dancing, she had the best song quality. I kinda dig this song, maybe its cuz im from baltimore

so i think this chick may be a tranny, HOWEVER a lot of girls from baltimore do look like trannys...hey hey hey no offense, im from there remember...i just dont look like a tranny, i look like a lesbian HAHAHA/jk lol

D.O.G: RYDA GIRL
I know this ain't new but i used to rock to this phone, i used to like rock off a lil bit, feel free to get into this shit, you know it rocks forreal and i gotta put the rmx on here "k swift definitely a ryda chick demandin type fiesty like" hahaha...u dig it tho...and that "don't get it twisted yal its strictly business yal yeaaaaa"


K SWIFT VERSION

and why im own my baltmore kswift blues, i gotta put this up...the news on the day of her death...kinda weird that lynea is on here, def went to high school with her...RIP club queen


i just threw this in here lol