Thursday, March 27, 2008

So Lil Wayne?

So out with new in with the old.....these 2 weirdos belong together lol

G5 Stay Live: Get Ya Gucci Up Children!!!

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What it is fam!!! Its ya Boi Hov!!! Nahh, its just me, G5, comin through to drop some jewels on Queenie V. Before I commence the droppin.. Lemme giv a thanks to the WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL and TALENTED ladies ova here at Queenie for lettn me holla at yall. Now that I've said wat they told me to, let the session begin. On this very first edition of 'G5 Stay Live,' I'll be droppin knowledge on how you can stay ahead of the game this Summer, transforming your usual 3 month break into a 3 month party.. lol ... Check It...
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1.) Get Ya Gucci Up! - This is first and foremost. You gotta get your gear up. Nigs and Nigettes both! lol.. You cant be stragglin into this summer wit the same shit you been rockin for the past 9 summas yo! People do notice nahmean, so update that shit ASAP. And guess what.. Ima tell you how. This summas must have brand is Gucci. Last year was LV, and the year before was Polo/Ed Hardy. Im just tellin you wat I kno. Invest in sum Gucci Sneaks and watch your swag escalate b4 your eyes. Trust Me.

2.) You Been Waitin Here Long? - We've all heard this question.. Some of us are even bold enuff ta ask it. Waitin for the bus or any otha public transportation this summa can substantially affect cool points, shoppin, bein on time for dates, and guess wat.. Even Gettin A Date! haha.. We're all grown, or atleast think we are.. So lets move like we're such. Invest in a car. It'll save you mad time and money.. especially if you go wit Geico. (You Kno I Hadta Do It.. lol).

3.) "Aint Shit...Chillen n da Crib" - Now that you've got a car and your new 450 plus dollar Gucci Sneaks ta floor dat muhfuh wit, get out da house, smoke a J.. or 7 and enjoy the breeze. Hit up a concert (Glow in the Dark Tour Tickets Goin Goin Goin!!!), hav a smoke session wit ya crew in an elementary school playground, Hav a water gun fight wit the local goons at the nearest Urban Outfitters.. Dont Matta Wat, Jus Do Sumthin.. Outside The House!!!

4.) Bun Bun Joint?!?! - Yep, Do dat! Get you a lil joint to enjoy all this shit wit.. You can only hav so much fun wit Black, Ty Ty and'em.. Get you a lil bun joint to tell you how much she love your Guccis and shit.. Blow a few j's down wit'er, take her to a concert and reap the benefits.. NahMean!!! lol

5.) "Sir.. Your Card Has Been Declined..." - Simply Put.. All this shit aint cheap! Get You A Job That Aint Afraid Ta Pay A Nigga.. excuse the language, but you get my drift.

Follow these very simple steps and you'll find yourself Datin a Lauren London, Shoppin wit Kanye and P, and Partyin Wit Puffy.. Sweartagod!
And Im Out!!!


Sunday, March 23, 2008

True Life: I was stoned on easter

So I've been on hiatus for a couple of weeks...big deal, its the internet, your allowed. I would like to take the time out to preach a sermon from the Church of the Sacred Mattress on Easter. Now I planned on going to church today, but it just didn't work out so I've decided that I'm taking the time to reminisce on Easter's past. As a child, the biggest thing about Easter was the Easter dress and the Easter suits. It seemed as though the department stores catered to black people during the month of March, specializing in poofy flowered bright ass dresses and tacky lime green, lilac purple, baby pink, and sky blue pin-stripped suits that your grandma would say you looked "sharp" in. (note: if your grandma tells you, you look "sharp" run for the hills). The Easter dress seemed like a huge deal to like the entire black community, and it was of course accompanied with white patent leather shoes, an Easter church hat, as well as a white purse. The boys had it the worst, those damn suits always had matching shoes to go with the suits and if you were really lucky and had a really generous fam you had a hat to match and maybe your fathers old gold chain to go OVER TOP of the button up shirt and tie.

For the record I hated those dresses because they were itchy and I hated those patent leather shoes because they didn't have heels on them. I've thought about wearing all black to Easter sunday a few times, but I think the church people would stone me, and my mom probably wouldn't let me eat dinner. (sad face). Thinking back I never got an Easter basket or took a picture with the Easter bunny, which is kinda sad, I think I will deprive my kids in the same way though-but they wont be able to escape the wrath of the Easter dress! muahahaha!! With that said, make sure you look your flyest on Easter for God because he died for YOU and heaven only takes the "flyest" these days cuz they're reaching capacity, no room for sragglies! (that's a joke)

Happy Easter,

kimmie e

so i did wear black...taken after the stoning..

taken during the stoning...

Monday, March 10, 2008

Bow Chicka Wowow! Kiki is Preggers!


According to Page Six, Kimora Lee Simmons is pregnant with Djimon "Give Us Free" Hounsou's baby. Can we say wow wow wee wow!!!!! Wonder how the kid is gona look!
photo: Harper's Bazaar
-Doe Chee$e

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Erykah B. and Q-Tip on Trace Mag




Hot! Two of my fav people (especially E) on Trace Magazine.
Miss Badu is also feature in Giant Magazine...here are some pics.


Simply Wonderful!!!!

Thursday, February 28, 2008

in direct quotation: erykah badu

"I think a lot of people have lost respect for the individual, you know, the individual, the person who doesn't conform. "- Erykah Badu

honey...click this link to get the pics of the real album covers and Erykah's versions on them...hot shit: album covers

N.E.R.D. Blog (that new ish...)



I guess myspace is good for something, being one of Pharell's thousands of friends is a perk. Well he posted a bulliten showing this blog and I decided to check it out. If you need a new blog bible you can start fresh with this one, its new, and I mean its newer than Queenie and thats pretty damn new. Check it Out...Oh and its got all the Glow In the Dark tour dates listed! Your Welcome..again. lol. Just click on the picture to get to it (I'm becoming computer savvy) or for you old school computer users go to http://www.nerdofficial.blogspot.com/, or click on it. Happy Reading!!!!!


Just because I can't get enough of this "hyperlink-ing" thing, here's the myspace too...


Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Artist I Love: Will Murai



With liquid lines and beautiful , yet quirky concepts, Will Murai's art pieces are truly master pieces. He is a comic book colorist and illustrator who has worked for Marvel Comics with designs such as Red Sonja. He uses a iMac Al. 24" 2.4 GHz connected to a Wacom Intuos3 6x11 to do most of his work after he sketches the concept.My favorite piece by him is Underwater. He loves to skateboard and lives in Brazil.




- Doe Chee$e








Monday, February 25, 2008

the glow in the dark mixtape: international swagger


So ya girl got a little present for you and it's called the glow in the dark mixtape. Yeah you know, Lupe Fiasco, Rih-Rih (Rihanna), and Yeezy all in one mixtape, its got so much swag (the good kind lol). I can say that i think it's hot. Here are the tracks in order, some sh*t you know, some sh*t you think you know, and some sh*t you don't...oh yeah N.E.R.D's on here too. It's a nice mix of performance songs you will hear at the best concert since Beyonce lol..or was that Sasha??? Better download it people, you know you won't be at the concert cuz that sh*t's sold out!

Intro 1:17 Mahito Yokota
Locked Away 3:30 Mickey Factz, N.E.R.D.
Gold Watch 4:13 Lupe Fiasco
Good Girl Gone Bad 3:30 Rihanna
Hey Mama (2008 Studio Version) 2:38 Kanye West
Dumb It Down (Live) 3:32 Lupe FiascoS
ell Me Candy 2:46 Rihanna
International Swagger 4:14 Pharrell
Flashing Lights(Remix)exclusive 3:58 Kanye West, Dwele, Colin Munroe
Tape You/Nasty Naughty 7:41 N.E.R.D.
Push Up On Me 3:15 Rihanna
What It Do 3:57 Lupe Fiasco
Hater Family 3:36 PM
I was Waiting For You 2:49 N.E.R.D.
I Wonder Freestyle Live 3:26 Kanye West
Streets On Fire 4:40 Lupe Fiasco
Umbrella (Unplugged) 4:39 Rihanna
Good Night 3:07 Kanye West, Mos Def
Finer Things (Bonus Track) 4:15 Felli Fel, Neyo, Fabolous, Kanye, JD

ohhhh and before I go, my obsession with Flashing Lights is coming to a close, below is the video for the remix, which makes sense. I actuially dig it more than the original song. Listen!


we believe in santogold


So recently I have been following M.I.A. and her crew. I'm sure you've all heard that she's been working with Baltimore's own Blaqstar and with his pro toge RYE-RYE (if you wanna know more about her Google), but enough about them, I'm stuck on Santogold! She's a new artist who has been doing her thing in the music business for some time now. She has been recognized by Rolling Stone as an "artist to watch" for her quirky beats mixed with reggae, hip hop, and techno and her "bizzare approach to lyrics". Santogold, born Santi White has a degree and all that jazz, but still has this youthful swag about her--talk about a role model. Her new single Creator/Les Artistes is popular with music heads everywhere and is perfect for those indie-dont-give-a-damn-hipsters who just love to make "ART". She has toured with M.I.A and even opened for Bjork and has still maintained her own unique sound (she is DIFFERENT than M.I.A)! Her debut album, "I Believe In Santogold" is sure to be hot shit. This Brooklyn girl is on the rise, and we mos def. love her over here.

Check her out on Queenie's playlist, "the playlist movement", she's first! You can also find her music on www.imeem.com, just search for Santogold.

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