tha carter III: queenie will slap a bitch for weezy f

So I still think that lil' wayne is on the best kind of crack out there, HOWEVER, he still has what it takes to produce a good album (mind you I said good not great). So maybe it's not a classic, maybe its not an illmatic or a reasonable doubt or even a blueprint...or dare i say it, a carter II...but it still rocks. My favorite song would have to be "dontgetit/misunderstood"...with the nina simone sample, YES! I listened to the entire 10 minute thing where he bashes Al Sharpton, compares himself to MLK, gives us the difference between a suburb and a hood, and also justifies why sex offenders are still on the prowl...yea. I also dig "La La" and of course "Dr. Carter" is the shit (he outraps jay). Wayne really spits on this album, cop it, or burn it, or download it...i don't care, just get in the know YA DIGGGG! hahahahahaha

o and just so you know there are multiple editions of "a milli" roamin' the streets...you had to have heard the Lil' Chuckie version on DA Drought is over 1,000,006, right? Right. There is also a version with Lil'Mama...i don't care what nobody say, that chick is the future of female rap--mama can spit, hot fire, yea


i gotta put this picture up again because it still makes me laugh


AND FYI

LIL WAYNE SAID HE QUIT COKE...BECAUSE IT GAVE HIM ACNE

lmao
lmao
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not because it could potentially kill me, but because it gave me acne...there is the modern world for you

final judgement: u could slap a bitch over this album, cuz it's pretty damn good...hot and tempting, all that shit. booyah! (yeah i said booyah)

kimmie e and the tall tale of bitchassness

so facebook is officially boring and ive revamped my myspace a total of three times in the past two days...yea so around the way girls and missbehave are the only things that keep me company during hell hours. So i have had a very interesting morning filled with bitchassness, scandal, mischief, tension, text messaging, aim, and facebook chat- O the wonders of technology-
moving on its fucking 95 degrees and tomorrow they're trying to say its going to be 101 and everyone should just be OK with that? That's not NORMAL..when it gets hot the bitch disease comes out. Hmmm..lets discuss something...hmmmm...how about bitchassness? This is like my favorite topic in the universe because it encompasses everything stupid that someone could do. Since bitch is like my favorite word, adding "assness" to it only seems natural, right? right. So here are some ways to stop the epidemic!

how to stop bitchassness in easy steps

1. first you gotta wear the t-shirt, its like a walking billboard that u dont stand for bitch shit...nigga bitch shit, or bitch bitch shit, ya digg? and if you dont have enough money for the real shirt, get yourself a sharpie and a white t and ur good

2. dont associate with bitch bitches or bitch niggas...now this may be hard to follow considering that bitchassness can only be found out with careful observation, however studies have shown that it is hereditary and also sexually transmitted...its like chlamydia though, it can be taken care of in a few days, but its embarrassing, who wants to be a bitch for a week?

3. third, you gotta ask the question, "do you have bitchassness in you? cuz (insert name here) doesn't deal with bitchassness! there will be no bitchassness at (insert address, clique, or company name here)!" (insert person picking up there bitch face here)

4. if they don't believe that they have bitchassness within them, you have to bring up an instance where their inner bitch was shown through their outer bitch to show them how far gone they really are...i would suggest showing them their own youtube tape that they are not aware that they have.

5. tar and feather...yea tar and feather

the end...i got some "work" to do, stopping bitchassness is a full time job playas..im out

Seeing Stars

Nicky Hilton in Lacey Parker

Ashley Olsen In Chanel

Beyonce in Chanel

I haved loved stars since I was a youngin so why not translate that love to fashion. I would wear this trend in a heart beat. Most of the girls shown are wearing Chanel 08 ', but I'll just be happy with the black and white star top I bought from H&M not to long ago.

Got to love fashion
-Doe Chee$e

Luv!

Pierre Hardy "Cruzeiro"

So Wonderful, so expensive

- Doe Chee$e

ya bitch ya!

democratic candidate BABY
at least he will be after today...I KNOW THIS
im psychic

Eye Candy of the Week: Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is not only hunky and handsome (hehe), but he is also one of the greatest actors of our time. From Edward Scissor Hands to Willy Wanka, this guy can work the big screen. Clean cut or scruffy, Johnny Depp is a world-wide sex symbol. My favorite character of Johnny's is of course Jack Sparrow. Keep doin ya thing Mr. Depp (damn sexy...geez!)

- Doe Chee$e

YSL dies at 71

mourning the death of a great designer...we say goodbye to YSL, he reshaped the House of Dior (enough with the Today show-esque tribute!)

YSL was bad ass, he created a womans pants suit, very, very, very innovative for the era he was working in, and even sued Ralph La.uren for copying him..He hung out with Warhol, the Jaggers, Catherine Deneuve...the list continues..He was and continues to be one of the most talented designers who ever gave a model reason to walk...KUDOs to you Yves! Give the angels some bad ass practical robes!

read about it right here

the N

I love The N..yea i watch Degrassi and I'm proud that I know all of the actor's real names! However I have been stuck on this show called Instant Star, that is coming in on it's last season...the show is kind of corny, it focuses on this girl who won this American Idol-esque contest and she gets a record deal, makes it big, and everyone falls in love with her including her hot shot producer, her dorky best friend, a fake ass hip hop artist, her guitarist...and probably some other people that I unitentionally omitted. Anywho this show captivates me because the problems are escalated into big ordeals when it ain't that serious...and it takes place in Canada...who the fuck hears Canadian music anyway? Can-a-da! Right now i'm watching the episode where this new punk rock bad-ass artist named Patsy (yeah patsy) is completely trashed, and destroys her trashy dumb ass unsellable album...now shes actually driving in her car, playing the guitar and she crashed...i could put money on her death if this were real life, but maybe she will survive..

commercial break

should i add that this station has the worst videos ever...the girl that sings promise ring has some song with bow wow...its horrible to me, shes like "im grown now..blah blah blah?" I think she needs braces or something...and she has Rihanna's old haircut...she sucks

back to the show...well Patsy's dead! Kudos to The N..I should have suspected it because they have been killing off people on teen dramas lately..yay!

hee hee

Are you allowed to disagree?
i disagree...so im disagreeing...i fucking love tyra..i hope i didn't press the tension button that they newly installed on blogger.com..its all in love dom...i just had to stand up for miss banks and her tig ass bitties

SEX and the SOUTH

So it is 12:53 and I get off at 1..but im cramming in a post...So I saw Sex in the City last night! at 12AM, yea we were pressed...It was BRILLIANT, and you only use brilliant when something is epic.I lashed out a few times in the movie though, my favorite self quote was when Carrie was going back to her and BIG's swanky apartment to get the Manolo's out of that heavenly closet-and they weren't there, I said "o shit, somebody stole the shoes!" (laughter from audience)...yea...a few "WTF" came out too..you will see why once you sit in the theatre. It was a beautiful movie, absolutely STUNNING clothes..I was surprised at how much designer shit I could name, I guess all those dollars wasted on pretending to like Vogue have done me good! The theatre was packed and everyone was dressed up like duh. I was coming from a party so I had on this poofy black Luella dress, with a jean jacket...(lol), a pirates baseball cap u know the one(???lol), and them sparklely silver tennis shoes from urban that have become my trademark, O and I cant forget the vintage frames! (I rarely discuss my wardrobe so bear with me), and some bamboos..everyone was looking at me like WTF? Mind you I live in the durty south (Richmond, VA) and everyone is always like WTF to my awesome wardrobe lol/jk, and in my head I'm like "Bitch do you own Manolo's? no you don't...and neither do I, but i got me some Jessica Simpsons!!!" So that kinda made my day...

I loved this movie, almost more than I loved The Devil Wears Prada, probably more than The Devil Wears Prada..I think I may even buy the DVD--yea i'm cheap like that! If you don't see it, you will totally be out of the "i-pretend-like-i-am-a-fashionista-because-i-know-who-betseyjohnson-is" loop...but was betsey johnson in this movie? no! so maybe u shouldn't see it...lol

hahahahahahahaahahaaaa...ima bitch for that
yay me
God save the Baltimorians!!!!