The Battle of the Bra: Regency Square

I made it to Vikki S's finally! Look what the kid scooped up:

sexy can i & shit..right? right?

lmao

anyway, finding the perfect pantie for me, kimmie e, was not as hard as I thought. I opted for a black thong, leopard pantie, that thing pictured above, and some other ones that were by Pink (i couldn't resist!). It's wearing them that's the hard part. I don't like the feeling...I always think I have something in my ass, which I do BUT i heard it gets better with time. Stay Tuned..I'll tell you what the boys think, lmao...gotcha bitch!

obama on Rolling Stone.. AGAIN

let me start by saying that this cover is EPIC.
secondly, it has no words on it, except for "Rolling Stone", which make it super EPIC
third, there is an actual substance filled OBAMA interview inside which makes it supremely EPIC
forth, when I bought this, I said that I was going to save this issue for my unborn kids, which makes it maternally EPIC

cop the EPIC OBAMA issue of ROLLING STONE
currently sitting on my end table...

going green with the queen:"eco-fabulous..ity"

Last night I had the great awesometastic opportunity to see Wall.e, the Disney flick. It was like beyond good. It had a message and everything..fat people and robots-a winning combination. I give it 8 disney stars, 9 pixar stars, and 10 green stars. I mean the people were soooo fat that they couldn't move and all they could do was sit, watch tv, sleep, and eat fast food, it was like a picture of the future, an accurate obese picture of American living. I'm sure all the fat people in the movie were somewhat offended, they went so sick with the fatness lmao. I was shocked that Disney went so hard with their social message. Their "g status" flew way way up, if they would have said something about the cracked out gas prices, i would have flipped my shit. However, the movie did poke fun at the US government and big discount superstores, which compensated for the lack of gas price humor. Wall.e screamed, "hey people, we're fucking up the planet!", and i screamed back, "So So true!"



I read in Rolling Stone, that the ice in Greenland is melting away at this "alarming rate" because of global warming...the shit is real sons and daughters...not just for tv, the earth is really overheating (the red shit in the picture shows the melted ice..its of epic proportions!). According to the Stone, sea levels will have risen about 3 feet in the next few years, meaning that the East and West coasts will get smaller and smaller (noooooooooo). I also found out that the earth can naturally support 30 billion people, and we're around 70 billion. I'm not saying that we should line everyone up and shoot them like nazis, but just think about it, we're really wearing her down. She's tired, and she can't just go to 7-11 and get a pack of red bull to perk her up! Get Green people...even Kimora's doin' it-ghetto fabulous style, carbon footprint and all that shit (see below).


i've taken the liberty of helping you go green with me, here are some sites with some tips:

10 ways to go green and save money
think green
wall.e

The Age Old Battle : Sneakers vs. Stilettos

The Age Old Battle: Stilettos vs. Sneakers

Glamour, the illusion of mile long legs, and pure sex appeal are all things that come to mind when you throw on a pair of pumps.
Comfort, freshness, and practicality are what a pair of sneakers offer to a modern day woman.
But which one is better?

This battle has raged on for a while now. I know chicks that refuse to wear sneakers and only rock heels. But on the flip side I also know many females that don’t wear pumps and can’t even walk in them. Many woman say sneakers make your feet look too large and can’t be worn everyday, but doesn’t that argument also fit pumps. I damn sure couldn’t wear a pair of heels everyday or for long periods of time.

Heels make your walk meaner and your body more viscous, plus boys like them ( but who really cares what they like lol). But a pair of sneakers with the right outfit can be just as viscous, plus I know some sneakerheads that love a girl in some J's on a pair of Dunks. Sneakers are more of a collectors item, they are like rare gems when you get the right ones, you can go to the club and see hella girls with the same stilettos as you.

But its all in what that particular female prefers I guess or you can just like both, like me lol.

I won I won I wonnnnnnnnnnnn (sticks tounge out)

(sing to the tune of "bust it baby") I won a teeee shirt from around the way girls...a hot ass bomb ass tee...cant believe i won a tee shirt a hot ass tee shirt, that they're gonna mail to kimmie e, u kno that its my tee shirt BAYBAY...and everybody know that its my TEE SHIRT..BAYBAY

..YAY kim!

queenie on myspace

queenie is on myspace and has been on myspace for a long ass muhfu**in time...i just decided that i would re-inform you of our alternate whereabouts..



i have taken the liberty to revamp our entire ish, make it so fresh and so clean and so...queenie..yes? add us: www.myspace.com/queenievalentine

P.S. if you don't add us, you are so not our real friends!

lol

Phone Home

Well while I am at my desk in this maze of cubes feeling trapped like a rat, with no freakin work to do….I ponder. COULD YOU LIVE WITHOUT A CELL PHONE OR MOBILE DEVICE?

Well I know that I couldn’t. I damn near piss myself when I realize that I have forgotten my phone at home or lost it. Its like I am no longer connected to the world without it. Think about it, your phone allows you to access so much, especially when you are bored lol. You can text or call your bestie, access the Internet, AIM, and listen to music. Your phone can get you out of a jam and find you a ride when you are stuck downtown at 12 a.m. and the buses are no longer running. Your phone can help you remember that number of that cutie you just booked in the club (although I don’t condone booking people in the club, it never works out lol). There are so many damn capabilities with in this small, plastic, and expensive device.

So I dare you for one week (a day is nothing) go without you phone and see how you feel.

-Doe Chee$e

Wanted

The movie Wanted is an action flick with blazing guns and a story about an average Joe turning into a super assassin starring Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, James McAvoy, and Common. Wanted the movie looks pretty enticing, but I could be wrong. I hate reading reviews, but today in my little cubicle much like the ones in Wanted, I got bored and read the NY Times review of the movie. They really bashed the movie, but I think I will still go and see it any way. The NY Times said the movie just borrowed plots and ideas from the “Matrix” and “Fight Club,” but what movies that has come out in the last past 5 to 7 years hasn’t borrowed or even stolen ideas from movies from past years. O and don’t get me started on these damn sequels that are happening ten years too late. There are really no fresh and new ideas come out of Hollywood now of days. You can either see a sequel, an animated movie, or something foolish…..nothing innovated. This is just my opinion so please don’t get all huffy puffy on me.

-Doe Chee$e

History, Pure History

So I know I'm kind of late, but on Friday while I was sitting at my desk staring into the computer I decided to hit to nytimes.com to check out what was going on in the world, or at least in New York. Of course I clicked on Style& Fashion and started to read an interesting article. The article, Conspicuous by Their Presence was about the prejudice towards Blacks in the fashion world and howItailan Vogue is dedicated its July issue to Black models. I was quite intrigued at the thought of a whole issue of Vogue featuring only black faces. This is historic I thought to myself. The mag will feature Tyra Banks and Miss Campbell, who were shot by famous and brilliant photographer Steven Meisel, who shot Madonna for that kinky book called SEX. I am definitely going to buy the July issue ofItailan Vogue! I mean it is a piece of history for pete's sake.

-Doe Chee$e

Check Her Style: Miss Jack Davey

Miss Jack Davey is one half of the group J Davey, a unique and funky band. Not only is there music fun and interesting, but her style is ridiculous. She is a free spirit at heart and her style reflects that kind of thinking. She wears lots of colors and patterns, and her lash game is sick. Miss Jack Davey's hair is all its own and I have never seen anything like it. She kinda reminds of Miss Badu. I love J davey's music and this chicks style. I love when people bring something new to the table and that is just what Miss Jack Davey does.

You can check more of her style and J Davey out at http://www.missjackdavey.com/

Keep doing ya thing miss.

-Doe Chee$e