For the Love of Ray J: i think this girl is cool

HOWEVER...even though I think she's cool because she has a big ass tattoo on her face, this bi*ch is saying she is PREGO wit Ray J's baby AND that her and Ray J were "making love" a week into filming and had been "making love" ever since...if this girl doesn't win then Ray J is trife and REALITY tv is officially fake (i guess i need even more examples of its fakeness lol)

reasons for el hiatus

I know, I know, but I haven't had internet in forever AND to top it off, my kitten Biggie Biggie Smalls has been shittin everywhere because he's sick (boooo). Now I have internet. yay. However I'm going to continue to mooch off of Virginia Union's internet because it's only right. Let's talk. I'm really pissed off at my computer. It's such a piece of shit. I am thankful for it, but damn DELL what kind of product are you giving us these days. It does this typing thing where I'll be writing a word and then it will start typing that letter in another word...its such a piece of SHIT! wtf...man wtf...Shit. anyway. ima be back in business. trust and believe. jus give me a chance. times are hard, internet is low...cyberspace is on pause. ttyl

Today's Hotness and not so hotness lol

First Lady, Michelle Obama covers Vogue

Hello Kitty + Mac join forces and is now available in Mac stores

Mad props to M.I.A. for performing on her due date lol

Kanye, Wayne, Jay-z, and T.I. did there thing too

SIDEBAR:

Damn Gina...what is the world coming to!

• It is really sad that Chris Brown might be the next Ike Turner! The Got Milk campaign dropped him yesterday and Wrigley's Doublemint gum has suspended is campaign. Mr. Brown also will no longer be performing in the upcoming NBA Allstar Game. Damn C Breezy!

• And as for A. Rod (aka A Fraud) why the hell were you doping man! You get $275 million...go natural!!!!
  
  
  

-Doe Chee$e

It's A New Day!

Congrats to the Obama's and to the United States.....We have a black President...its official!!!!!!!!!


HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE

KELIS IS A PREGO!!!!

cheers!

KELIS AND NAS ARE PREGO!

Congrats to Kelis and Nas! They have confirmed that Kelis is prego with their first child.....thats gona be one fly ass kid

-Doe Chee$e

GREETINGS FROM BALTIMORE, MD (aka bodymore murdaland...ive always thought that was funny lol)

SMASH AND YOUNG CRIP: BIT TOO MUCH FOR ME
First I wanna start off by saying that this young gentleman is probably a crip forreal...only thing is it's weird that he's a rapper...welcome to baltimore radio

BOSSMAN:BREAK ME OFF
im sorry that this video is off a "girl next door" dancing, she had the best song quality. I kinda dig this song, maybe its cuz im from baltimore

so i think this chick may be a tranny, HOWEVER a lot of girls from baltimore do look like trannys...hey hey hey no offense, im from there remember...i just dont look like a tranny, i look like a lesbian HAHAHA/jk lol

D.O.G: RYDA GIRL
I know this ain't new but i used to rock to this phone, i used to like rock off a lil bit, feel free to get into this shit, you know it rocks forreal and i gotta put the rmx on here "k swift definitely a ryda chick demandin type fiesty like" hahaha...u dig it tho...and that "don't get it twisted yal its strictly business yal yeaaaaa"


K SWIFT VERSION

and why im own my baltmore kswift blues, i gotta put this up...the news on the day of her death...kinda weird that lynea is on here, def went to high school with her...RIP club queen


i just threw this in here lol

Kanye the Heartbroken...

hey we got the same hair cut...

Ya'll know im a little obsessed with Kanye...I haven't said shit about 808s and Heartbreak. Dammit Kim! Anywho, I hated that shit at first, but now I kinda like it. Maybe because I too have the ability to wallow in my sadness. The whole thing is like self pity to the tenth degree. It can make you cry if you really really really focus lol. I wish Alexis would come back to him. I can envision them in the future holding each other on a terrace in teri-cloth robes (sigh). im prayin for ya kanye, 09 should be a great year for you...just be glad your not J. Hud, she got it bad.

keep on keepin on brotha (sticks fist in the air) visit his dopeass bloggerhythm http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/

and cop that FEb edition of VIBE

P.S....maybe we should all pay our respects to the OLD kanye and listen to The College Dropout...im just sayin'....number 8....yeaaaa...aight im out, bout to take a nap son...ttyl

White PEOPLE

You ever realize that being a race in America is like being apart of a species? Black people do black people things and white people do white people things, like put their kids on leashes and drink unsweetened iced tea. i said this cuz i just want to reiterate this blog doe cheese put us ont eons ago. you should check it. yes YOU all the way in the back...check this shit:

stuff white people like....its like UH_MAZ_ING

Life Lessons from Samantha Jones: I

It's been a little bit of a "while", so i figure i will grace you with my o so fabulous presence lol. i've been thinking a lot lately about life and love...of course every girl thinks about love every so often right? right. However, there is a twist...love and SEX. yes! that 3 letter word. To do or not to do, that is the question!!! Sex and the City is the birthplace of one of the most intriguing characters in television history (and I'm not talking about Carrie Bradshaw), Samantha Jones is one of the most powerful women I have ever seen on television. She obtains this power through her potently sweet sexuality. I've always questioned her balance of sex and self? What sustains her? How can a woman feel so sexually free in a society that damns her free reign over her own vagina? Girls love sex just as much as guys do, but why is it in this world that a woman is condemned for pursuing her desire of limitless pleasure and a man is left to do as he pleases? In Samantha's case she entertained this lustful desire with 42 men over the course of the 6 season run. Let's not forget all the men she probably had in college...this woman "got around", but there was something within her that made her classy and sophisticated without being labeled a ho (at least not in my mind). A man could aproach Samantha in a bar knowing, her background and still wanted to wife her (was that just because it was tv OR was it because they wanted great sex for an eternity lol). What is this quality that set Samantha Jones apart from Jill Schmoe who has 22 bodies? Is it her money, her prestige, her independence, flawless style, large breasts? Probably yes, HOWEVER she exudes gamma rays of confidence and swagger (im a fan of that word, guilty! lol). Its all about how you carry yourself ladies. If you don't let it phase you, then it won't phase a guy, its how you maintain control over your own excursions. Trust me when I say confidence can carry you miles and miles down the road of lust and you may even be able to make a right turn onto the pathway of love. So ladies I encourage you to live life, love both in and out your beds...now im not saying that you should go fuck the next brotha you see on impulse, but I am saying do not let society effect your decisions to lay in a bed, or to stay out of one, to each his own, dig? Keep your confidence up and your swagger right and you should be good to go. Above all respect, guard, and take care of your temple in your own special way, again to each his own, dig? Comfort within sexuality is one of the key elements in being a human and ladies should not have to neglect that part of themselves based on a falsely produced double standard. so love life and let life live, be free in your own skin.

“I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.”- Samantha Jones