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Night Shadow Maiden Voyage

Rihanna In W Magazine

I love black and white photoshoots.

Haiti Needs Your Prayers

A 7.0-magnitude earthquake took down thousands of buildings,

killing & injuring an untold number of people.

According to Red Cross, 3 million people may be affected.

Pray for the people of Haiti

WTF

So I was telling the lady followers of Queenie about the wonderful luxury of fur last week.

Well ladies I am sorry to inform that fur can also go wrong hahaha

Damn......

Shanell of Young Money you look a hot ass mess....

Leather, glitter, and fur...wtf were you thinking

Kelis you are my Bisssshhh,

but damn homie the boots, liquid leggings, fur hat with the matching fur jacket!

And Lil Kim....tisk tisk tisk

But I mean what else can we expect...smh

formatting issues

my bad for the wack ass format. i blog from my phone, which is an out of date (sare i even say it) sidekick...ugh. so my bad

Barbie Gaga???

gaga oooh lala

Haha this is funny....

Whoever did this is GAGA obsessed and had alot of time on their hands

Perfection

Fisker Karma

Guacamole Hell

Somehow while walking to Wal-Mart I tripped and knocked my pretty little head on the figurative pavement. I thought I could make guacamole, but who even knew avocados didn't come ripe? (Blonde moment...I know) I was smashing that thing with a damn fork for like 20 minutes and I failed! I think it was the most annoying thing that's happened to me lately. My roomie was telling me about her life and I screamed out "I don't care!" Rude right? It was the guacamole! The guac made me do it! Enough about guac. Lets talk real...

I am shallow. I am shallow. I am shallow. Lets say it one more time. I am shallow. I think I can bet my empty bank account that half of you are like "na uh!", but here me out. Most people are shallow simply because we have superficial standards. How do I know this? Twitter my dear
friends, yes Twitter!

Who didn't participate in the #wecantdate TT? If you didn't you're probably a lame who doesn't follow the crowd, but whatever lol. Almost all of the people tweeting based their #wecantdate off of fashion, beauty, and sexist bullshit. How do you expect to find anyone to date your ass if they have to have on rocks everyday, no make up (but look as bad as a chick who beat her face), and has less than 3-5 bodies on her roster? And ladies how are you going to find this perfect dude, dressed in the latest polo, going to school full time with hella money, with the best phone, car, and is not a sexist man bitch? (Kim talk to yourself lol) Just tell me who they are by direct messaging me the names and addresses of these individuals so Mr. Perfect can be strategically stalked and Miss Perfect can be promptly killed! What happened to intelligence? Humanitarianism? Faith? Inner beauty?!?! We all seemed to forget that people are not polos or fast cars! Ladies! Gentlemen! Just know that this is a phase that you will most likely grow out of when you learn that Miss Perfect has a brain of air and Mr. Perfect smokes weed for a living. Your husband or wife will probably not have 3-5 bodies or be dressed to the nines 24/7. Its ok to appreciate nice things, but be aware that if you've been dating Mr. Perfects for years and they haven't worked out, that you need to lower your bar for material standards and up the anty of the spirit. Mr and Miss Right live a few streets over from Mr and Miss Perfect, its a shame you thought they were related.

Its ok to be shallow for a few years. Just be aware that if you're being shallow, its what you're going to attract

Peace & Blessings fam

I saw Julie and Julia and I had never been so hungry in my entire life.
I'm not a fan of french food per se, but I am a fan of food! Food is
like an indescribable feeling, kind of orgasmic, like a volcano going
off in your mouth (good visual right?) I enjoy it so much that I'm
thinking of investing in a cookbook. The last several days have been
wonderful! Stuffed chicken breast with mushrooms, garlic, and onions,
spaghetti and homemade turkey meatballs, pancakes, eggs, and potatoes
for breakfast! Yum yum yum! As I type I am preparing to go on yet
another excursion into Wal-Mart, the great beyond!! Wal-Mart is probably
one of the fattest places I've been in my entire life, but its so
breathtakingly beautiful! The translucent lights, the cartons of fruit,
barrels of tomatoes, boxes of other miscellaneous shit...sigh...what a
beaut! This of course is coming from the girl who goes to bed because
she's excited to eat the next morning. So if you love food as much as I
do, I suggest you love the gym just as much or even more. I'm off to
invest in my nutritional future. Ta ta for now bishes!

Peace & Blessings kiddies

To wife or not to wife? That is the question

Why me? Why am I a single lady? All we really want is for someone to
want to put a ring on it, not to say we will take the ring, but we want
a ring offering from a guy who we find intriguing. Take my home for
example we have living with us one wifed and two singles (including
myself). It seems as though the single girls stick together through
their singleness, bitching about the "boys they talk to or think they
talk to" while wifey remains content in the confines of her room,
smiling to the gloriousness of wifed life and its many perks. I can
honestly say that the singleness within us is jealous, happy for our
friend, but jealous at the same time, which I believe is understandable
considering that we've been living in "woo world" for 3 or 4 years lol
(shake my head). But what is the determining factor? Why is it that some
girls are always wifed, some girls stay single (me), and some girls just
so happen to find that special one (wifed roomie)? Patience maybe? Or is
it that me and my single friend love assholes?Or is it us? I for one
don't want to stick around and wait for the answer because it's most
like going to be a load of stinking cow dung. I suggest you revel in
your singleness and look for the perks within that. Dwelling on the fact
that she gets to go eat lobster for free and celebrate Valentines Day
will make you all the more bitter. Rejoice in the fact that you can do
whatever you want to without the restrictions of a title! Take yourself
out, by yourself a drink, go out and dance! Be a human being for christ
sake because once you get that desired relationship there will be more
disappointment, and potential heart break. Your singleness could be your
saving grace and it can offer you much peace. Think of it like this,
every girl in a relationship has once been a single girl. One day you'll
be her and one day she'll be you.

So love yourself ladies. You don't need a man to do that.

Peace & Blessings