PREGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nicole Richie Edition

A MESS:

Soooooooooo basically this bitch is expecting a "baby" to pop out of her supposed "vagina" in about "nine months"...O>K> (wink wink, watever u say nicole)

I thought once u dropped under 90 pounds ur period stopped coming....

and for some reason her dad, lionel, yeah the black guy with the jerri curl...is not taking us seriously that shes pregnant because "she hasnt called and told him yet", I guess being on the cover of People wasn't enough for him..

VERDICT:

A lifetime supply of Big Macs and a website address to a nice adoption agency for the crack baby...crack has to be keeping her ovaries from dying, or cocaine rather....anorexia is a bitch

2/5 dueces...see ya nikki!!!

Um-ber-ella

Rih-Rih from around the way makes um-ber-ellas now...WTF?

P.S.A:::Urban Outfitters Infringement?!??!?!

OK OK OK...people people people!! Our favorite store has been subject to (whispered) "infringement". Which basically means they rip off designers, steal their designs, and copy them in a "different" sort of way in order to make a profit. Shame on you Urban! Shame! Our first instance comes from my ever favorite t-shirt designer Johnny Cupcakes. Now Johnny is famous for taking well known logos and design and throwing cupcakes on them, pure difference, this is called "inspiration". Well when Johnny was starting out he gave some sample shirts to Urban so they could see if they wanted to carry them, once he decided he did not want to do business, Urban kept the shirts and then made them into their own, changing nothing but the color! ( above right johnny cupcakes, above left urban outfitters brand urban renewal) Strike two was when Urban knocked off T-shirt maker Crown Farmers shirt "take pills and chill" t-shirt. When the shirt was carried in the chain store, consumers boycotted the shirt saying it advertised drug use. So urban immediately took it off the market and replaced it with a chopped and screwed version...literally. Strike Three is when Urban jacked off high fashion label Lanvin's pearl necklaces. The necklaces by Lanvin, designed with pearls and overcast with black tulle, while Urban's is overcast with black lace...go figure...is ANYTHING sacred??? Damn Urban you let us down...Oh and don't get me started on Forever 21!!! Like below,the top is famous designer Diana Von Furstenburg's dress on the right, and Forever 21's rendition on the left. Below that pic is designer Tibi's dress on the right, and Forever 21's on the left. And lastly Anna Sui and Forever 21.. FOR SHAME!!!!

Spotlight On: Kimora Life In The Fab Lane

Miss Kimora Lee Simmons is the true definition of faboulousity with a fashion empire, a booming fragrance and jewelry line, and two darling little girls. So why not add reality TV star to her long list of achievements. Kimora Life In The Fab Lane will show you the hectic life of this diva. From being on a diet to running her fashion empire, all while managing to of the cutest little divas I have ever seen, Kimora sure knows how to multi-task! hehe Love her or hate her, you know you will be tuning in for the premiere episode on August 5 at 8 on the Style Network. I know I will.

-Doe Chee$e

P.S.A: ( pUBLIC sERVICE aNNOUNCEMENT!!! ) VOTE B!@CHES!!!!

Ok kiddies we all know the elections are coming up in 2008. I know this is a "fun" site, but its important that you vote. You may be saying, "my vote doesn't matter", but in actuality 4 million youth voted in last election, majority of them voting democrat, the most one sided vote in history, atypical of the usual split decision in youth voting. Although John Kerry lost the election, youth voters made an impact, and with more, who knows what we can do! So research the candidates, democrat or republican, look at the issues, focus on what you care about, abortion, same sex marraiges, Iraq, education, and even college affordability. Its all there, all you have to do is read or listen a little (if you have youtube) and make a well thought out decision. So go to http://www.rockthevote.com/ to register to vote today!!! (you can even get a cool tee shirt, and boy do us "teens" love those!)

http://www.hillaryclinton.com/
http://www.barackobama.com/
http://www.johnmccain.com/
http://www.johnedwards.com/
http://www.draftrudygiuliani.com/

The Fire That Is: Finding Forever by Common

Common's new LP Finding Forever is a soulful, smooth, and all around beautiful work of art. This album shows us that there is more to hip hop than flashiness and songs that have there own dance. Finding Forever features productions by Kanye West, lyrics that make you think, and soulful delivers from Bilal, D'angelo, and Will.iam. Did I mention that Lilly Allen is also on this LP in the song "Driving Me Wild!" Common's new album is a story of love, spirituality, and finding your existence. Finding Forever will inspire you and maybe even change your perception of the world. O and it helps that this is a beautiful man geeeez! hahaha

-Doe Chee$e

Word On the Street: Gwen Stefani to Start a Mag

Reportedly Gwen Stefani is in the works with Jane Pratt, the founder of Jane magazine. After the mag folded, rumors began to fly that the style icon and Pratt were in talks to develop a magazine that would cater to the 18 to 25 crowd. I am excited and can't wait to read it, if it comes out hehe.

- Doe Chee$e

Spotlight On: Simpsons Avatars and M&Ms

If you havent realized it yet, the Simpsons are in their own movie. I decided to make an ever so popular Simpsons Avatar on http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/ .The Avatar pictured below is none other than Queenie V's other writer Doe Cheese. Smile for the camera Dom! (flash flash)...haha. If you want to turn yourself into an avatar with an actual picture go to http://www.simpsonizeme.com/. Oh yeah before I forget, the Simpsons website is loaded with goodies you can enjoy during work such as games, tours of Springfield, ready-made avatars, and semi-detailed descriptions of your favorite Simpsons characters!

The other cool "turn yourself into thingy" is the http://www.becomeanmnm.com/ website. You can turn urself into an m& m in any m&m flava..To the right is the ill na na Queen Cupcake 3000. A love child between chocolate, peanuts, Queenie V, and Andre 3000...

EnjoY!!!

P.S. If you make a bomb ass avatar email it to us at originalbeautie@aol.com, but first send us a comment (peaces)--kimmie e

Kimmie E. Huxtable...lmao

soooo i look like denise from the cosbys according to doms drunk friend...anyway, my twisted variation of poetic justice hurts like a motha...tell me watcha think..

Crackies Gone Wild: Lindsey Lohan Part 2

Ok this winch has gone to far! On Tuesday Lindsey Lohan was pulled over and charged with driving with a suspended license, DUI, and lets not forget the cocaine, but they left something out of this riveting saga. During her joy ride/car chase Miss Lohan had three young men in the car with her according to TMZ. Jakon Sutter, Dante Nigro, and Ronnie Blake were all in the car during the whole incident. When the police pulled Lohan over she had the fucking nerve to tell the officer when questioned "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving." WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So now she is blaming black people for her array of problems. It's time to call Al Sharpton!

- Doe Chee$e