Friday, July 27, 2007

Crackies Gone Wild: Lindsey Lohan Part 2

Ok this winch has gone to far! On Tuesday Lindsey Lohan was pulled over and charged with driving with a suspended license, DUI, and lets not forget the cocaine, but they left something out of this riveting saga. During her joy ride/car chase Miss Lohan had three young men in the car with her according to TMZ. Jakon Sutter, Dante Nigro, and Ronnie Blake were all in the car during the whole incident. When the police pulled Lohan over she had the fucking nerve to tell the officer when questioned "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving." WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So now she is blaming black people for her array of problems. It's time to call Al Sharpton!

- Doe Chee$e

Damn Gina: The Madness of The Cut

Is there no originality people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN GINA!!!!! The Rihanna madness continues and I thought It was bad when Beyonce had the wet and wavy and was taking over hahaha. From Trina to Miss Cole, everyone is swagga jacking lil miss Rih rih. UHHHHHHHH! Yes the hair cut is fire but damn....not everybody all at once hahaha!


Check Her Style: Erykah Badu


Mother Earth is that you? Naw it's just Miss Badu. Head wraps, Afros, and crochet outfits, Erykah Badu is fearless when it comes to her lyrics and style. Some days she takes us back to Africa and other days she takes to the future. Either way Erykah Badu hits all the right notes when it comes to personal style. Miss Badu doesn't care what the critics think about her music or her fashion sense, because she knows she is going to make a statement. She reps her roots and has a style that no one else can duplicate, unless you take a trip to the Motherland hehe.
To get her style try:
An Afro
Hats or head wraps
Crochet outfits
Wooden and metal jewelry
The colors of Africa


-Doe Chee$e

P.S.A (pUBLIC sERVICE aNNOUNCEMENT)

"is this on?"
(tapping mike)
"ATTENTION BALTIMORE METRO-AREA AS WELL AS DC AND VA!!! THERE IS MORE TO FASHION THAN BETSEY JOHNSON AND JUICY COUTURE!!! (annoying mike-too-close-to-the-speaker sound) THANK YOU!"

(running back up to mike)
O YEAH I ALMOST FORGOT!! NOT EVERYTHING DESIGNER IS CUTE...AND LUGGAGE IS NOT A PURSE!!! THANK YOU!!! (cough cough)

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