Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Ok, so I know that Bow Wow is a sexy, yet short, mufu*ka and if your too dope to admit that, then...your just not dope at all. HOWEVER, a lot of the stuff he does with his life is stupid and completely un-dope. FOR EXAMPLE (notice how I'm yelling...) I was randomly googling him today at work and clicked on his website, and then noticed that this negro has his own STORE of BOW WOW paraphernalia! WHAT? Whoever bought this hoodie for $49.95 plus shipping and handling is walking around looking like a fool. I would ask all of the readers to be on the look out for any foolish person parading around in BOWnalia, and if you find them, make a citizens ARREST and then start a petition to fire his publicist! click here to see more nonsense
Haven't we all just had enough of this blasted touch shit! How in the hell am I supposed to enjoy the wonders of touch screen with acrylics on my fingers? huh? can you answer that question APPLE? Heat sensitive touch screen? Give me a break! Am I supposed to cheat the Koreans out of their money all for the sake of looking flyer than the next bitch at the parlay? Am I really supposed to believe that the creation of the alleged "iPhone" (what the ipod is calling itself these days after it got too smart and started answering your phone calls by accident) was not racially charged?! 3G's for 199, what kind of crazy shit is that? Software installation for your PHONE? I'm confused just thinking about it. I just learned the odds and ends of MAC last year and now I'm supposed to use software on a phone? Lets go back to the days where having a blackberry was fly and having a nokia was standard...whatever happened to snake? I know you guys know what i'm talking about...that shit was mad fun, and it wasn't even color...or maybe we should all get nextel..remember the beep beep, chirp chirp, whatever you called it...free incoming and walkie talkie...sigh all nail compatible
could you steal a car at age 7? could you steal a car now?
nope...not unless you like to do "hoodrat things"
kids these days, i tell ya
Ok I know I sound like a complete dork, but I am kinda apprehensive about this new venture. The Star Wars series is so epic, how could he add any more ideas in the mix. Wouldn’t that just complicate things? I mean Star Wars is already complex enough to some people. George Lucas said himself that he does not know how it will be received and would be happy if it grossed $100 million in total. I guess we will just have to what and see.