Monday, September 15, 2008

things black people love

1. mcdonald's sweet tea (am i allowed to use the same picture twice?) lol

2. newports

3. pepsi

4. stoops and porches

5. fried chicken (yea yea yea...its good tho' why be ashamed?)

6. lil wayne

7. myspace

8. altimas and vics and grand marquee

9. whatever city they're from

10. showers

11. big ass speakers/bass (turn it up in the headfones)

12. exspensive shoes

13. vibrant colors

14. being fresh, fly, and flashy

15. sex

16. family reunions (you get them free shirts wit your last name on it! dope...)

17. yo grandmomma

18. frozen cups and kool aide

19. swagga

20. salt peppa ketchup

things that black people laugh at

1. your bad ass people are infamous for laughing at other people's bad ass children. expecially white people's bad ass kids. Everyones sitting there laughing and thinking, "why don't they just beat his little ass?" I always like to watch little white kids and hispanic kids run all around stores and break shit. Their parents look so stressed and sooo upset, like "God why ME". A little ass whoopin would fix that shit right up.

2. bad ass track...I love this! I love when black people laugh at other black people for having the WORST tracks/weave imaginable! When you see a sista walkin down the street with a head full of CLEARLY fake blonde and red tracks it makes you question the sanity of the race in general? Did some other black person actually TELL you that you looked GOOD? 9 times out of 10 they were lying and wanted to really see if you would actually walk out of the house with lion pelt sticking out of your scalp. MY PEOPLE! get it together lol...

3. when people kiss their i just saw your dog go and lick another dog's ass and then i saw you run up and kiss your dog on the lips!? that means that you just kissed that previous dog's dirty ass. once i was in a park with some friends and this dog was kissin alll over this man's face. we all stood there and shook our heads...repeatedly...and then of course we laughed.

4. when there is no sweet tea at mcdonalds...maybe WE don't laugh, maybe I just laugh because i hate sweet tea, but everyone else be mad though lol...until they say they ran out of apple pies, that's justs trifflin!

5. when you see a junkie lean...a junkie leanin in the middle of the street is kind of like watching a race. everyone's commenting, saying things like "look he's gettin' lower", "naw wait he's about to hit the ground...", "i bet you 10 dollas that nigga fall", "damn he def just popped back up, he bet' not ask me fo a dolla!"

6. when people dance with no rhythm...we just feel embarrassed for you

7. is funny. lets face it, watching two people having sex is just hilarious. They moan and groan. i just laugh because real sex ain't like that my dudes. porno provides insight into how white people look like naked too. Everything's all pink...yea pink..weren't you curious? O and black pornos are the funniest, cuz its just like, "why?", "wasn't slavery enough?", "you know your mama would beat your ass if she saw this shit!"

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