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Dita Von Teese is the ultimate retro chick. With red lipstick and sky high stilettos, Miss Von Teese knows how to work the vampy pin-up look. Yes she is a burlesque dancer, but off the stage Dita Von Teese is a pretty classy lady. Always in a dress Miss Von Teese is the epitome of elegance. With corsets, pencils skirts, and perfectly glam hair, Dita's style is not for the faint of heart. O...and the occasional piece of lingerie doesn't hurt either hehe.
WTF! Instead of the normal “Shots Fired in Baltimore County” or “The War in Iraq Continues” flashing across my screen I see “ Paris Hilton Just Released From Jail.” I am so damn tired of this coke whore being on every channel and on the front of every magazine. Why is she famous? O yes let me see for a porn tape, a tiff with her best friend Nicole R., and a Chihuahua. I can find that type of the chick down the street! She is a skinny blonde chick that hangs unflattering designers smocks on her thin frame that she bought with daddy’s Amex, yet little prepubescent teeny boppers worship her. She has a book, a television show, a hair weave line, and fragrance. O and don’t forget One Night In Paris hahahaha. Paris Hilton should not be every blonde little girls idol. Furthermore she needs to be an example of what not to be when you grow up.