Get Off Her Vagina (literally for some of you): The Paris Hilton Edition

WTF! Instead of the normal “Shots Fired in Baltimore County” or “The War in Iraq Continues” flashing across my screen I see “ Paris Hilton Just Released From Jail.” I am so damn tired of this coke whore being on every channel and on the front of every magazine. Why is she famous? O yes let me see for a porn tape, a tiff with her best friend Nicole R., and a Chihuahua. I can find that type of the chick down the street! She is a skinny blonde chick that hangs unflattering designers smocks on her thin frame that she bought with daddy’s Amex, yet little prepubescent teeny boppers worship her. She has a book, a television show, a hair weave line, and fragrance. O and don’t forget One Night In Paris hahahaha. Paris Hilton should not be every blonde little girls idol. Furthermore she needs to be an example of what not to be when you grow up.

During her stay in jail for like 23 days she cried of sleepless nights, how horrible jail was, and her “condition.” This is a load of shit! When Paris was released from jail she said she would reform her ways by staying out of the club and doing charity work. A bunch of b.s. in my opinion. She has yet to do any charity work and still shakes her no having ass in the hottest clubs in L.A. Well she has already shown her vagina to the whole damn world, but still get off her vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Doe Chee$e