P.S.A (pUBLIC sERVICE aNNOUNCEMENT)

"is this on?"
(tapping mike)
"ATTENTION BALTIMORE METRO-AREA AS WELL AS DC AND VA!!! THERE IS MORE TO FASHION THAN BETSEY JOHNSON AND JUICY COUTURE!!! (annoying mike-too-close-to-the-speaker sound) THANK YOU!"

(running back up to mike)
O YEAH I ALMOST FORGOT!! NOT EVERYTHING DESIGNER IS CUTE...AND LUGGAGE IS NOT A PURSE!!! THANK YOU!!! (cough cough)