Monday, March 31, 2008

i wanna be famous: the celebrity clothing line


Fashion has become so cliche don't you agree? Im just tired of it! Everyone's a damn fashionista...fashion this, floss this, fly this, blah blah blah! Stars even think they can be designers nowadays, and they just can't be, because they don't even know how to piece a pair of pants together, let alone mold and shape an entire collection that just so happens to be unoriginal, based/inspired from an old Chanel silhouette, or filled with gold bling and hideous velor! It seems like they were just chilling on a lawn chair one day, reading their monthly dose of "fashion rag" and they were like "hey i can make really ugly things that cost a lot of money too! and im not even European!" Gimmie a break...and a kit kat...and a j..and some kool aide while ur in there...

Now I do love certain celebrity lines, like MK & A's Elizabeth and James, or Pharrell's BBC, and even LAMB, but i don't think a record deal should come with a "clothing line" clause. Stick to your guns, sing, rap, or act and remember not everyone can do everything--only a unique, small group of individuals birthed from the loins of Zeus himself, can pull off the triple threat thing. So before you sign on the dotted line and become a mega rich multi platinum oscar winning superstar, think about how much damage you could cause by plaguing the world with yet another horrid celebrity clothing line...like "house of...", bad way to go, or "(insert letter here)-Unit, both bad places to venture! If you want more publicity, I recommend killing yourself in a video--with a shovel...

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