this "nigga" tiger...

Tiger Woods is actually black ya'll. I mean it is technically in his blood stream, but now I am unhappy to announce that he has taken on a stereotype, multiplied it times 10 bitches and put it all out there for us to see on the cover of Vanity Fair. Shake my muheffin head! I still got love for Tiger though, I mean everyone makes mistakes! It's not like he was killing puppies in his basement or shootin white ladies with black gloves on! We all know that in the end Tiger will still be rich as shit and laughing at all those dumb bitties he never spent any money on. If we forgave Hoojibob Vick and O.J Hoojibob then we can push this cheating nonsense to the side. I honestly think that all Tiger needs is a "sista" to keep him in line and everything will be perfectly peaceful and peachy keen (dig my alliteration?). Keep it real, Tiger still got it, and he has a little more than I thought...So I'd like to propose a toast: Here's to Tiger, my "nigga"!