Monday, March 31, 2008

i wanna be famous: the celebrity clothing line

Fashion has become so cliche don't you agree? Im just tired of it! Everyone's a damn this, floss this, fly this, blah blah blah! Stars even think they can be designers nowadays, and they just can't be, because they don't even know how to piece a pair of pants together, let alone mold and shape an entire collection that just so happens to be unoriginal, based/inspired from an old Chanel silhouette, or filled with gold bling and hideous velor! It seems like they were just chilling on a lawn chair one day, reading their monthly dose of "fashion rag" and they were like "hey i can make really ugly things that cost a lot of money too! and im not even European!" Gimmie a break...and a kit kat...and a j..and some kool aide while ur in there...

Now I do love certain celebrity lines, like MK & A's Elizabeth and James, or Pharrell's BBC, and even LAMB, but i don't think a record deal should come with a "clothing line" clause. Stick to your guns, sing, rap, or act and remember not everyone can do everything--only a unique, small group of individuals birthed from the loins of Zeus himself, can pull off the triple threat thing. So before you sign on the dotted line and become a mega rich multi platinum oscar winning superstar, think about how much damage you could cause by plaguing the world with yet another horrid celebrity clothing "house of...", bad way to go, or "(insert letter here)-Unit, both bad places to venture! If you want more publicity, I recommend killing yourself in a video--with a shovel...

Thursday, March 27, 2008


Finally something real! Well kinda......MTV will be re-airing old episodes of YO! MTV RAPS this April. So look out for it and get some real hip-hop in your life!

So Lil Wayne?

So out with new in with the old.....these 2 weirdos belong together lol

G5 Stay Live: Get Ya Gucci Up Children!!!


What it is fam!!! Its ya Boi Hov!!! Nahh, its just me, G5, comin through to drop some jewels on Queenie V. Before I commence the droppin.. Lemme giv a thanks to the WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL and TALENTED ladies ova here at Queenie for lettn me holla at yall. Now that I've said wat they told me to, let the session begin. On this very first edition of 'G5 Stay Live,' I'll be droppin knowledge on how you can stay ahead of the game this Summer, transforming your usual 3 month break into a 3 month party.. lol ... Check It...
1.) Get Ya Gucci Up! - This is first and foremost. You gotta get your gear up. Nigs and Nigettes both! lol.. You cant be stragglin into this summer wit the same shit you been rockin for the past 9 summas yo! People do notice nahmean, so update that shit ASAP. And guess what.. Ima tell you how. This summas must have brand is Gucci. Last year was LV, and the year before was Polo/Ed Hardy. Im just tellin you wat I kno. Invest in sum Gucci Sneaks and watch your swag escalate b4 your eyes. Trust Me.

2.) You Been Waitin Here Long? - We've all heard this question.. Some of us are even bold enuff ta ask it. Waitin for the bus or any otha public transportation this summa can substantially affect cool points, shoppin, bein on time for dates, and guess wat.. Even Gettin A Date! haha.. We're all grown, or atleast think we are.. So lets move like we're such. Invest in a car. It'll save you mad time and money.. especially if you go wit Geico. (You Kno I Hadta Do It.. lol).

3.) "Aint Shit...Chillen n da Crib" - Now that you've got a car and your new 450 plus dollar Gucci Sneaks ta floor dat muhfuh wit, get out da house, smoke a J.. or 7 and enjoy the breeze. Hit up a concert (Glow in the Dark Tour Tickets Goin Goin Goin!!!), hav a smoke session wit ya crew in an elementary school playground, Hav a water gun fight wit the local goons at the nearest Urban Outfitters.. Dont Matta Wat, Jus Do Sumthin.. Outside The House!!!

4.) Bun Bun Joint?!?! - Yep, Do dat! Get you a lil joint to enjoy all this shit wit.. You can only hav so much fun wit Black, Ty Ty and'em.. Get you a lil bun joint to tell you how much she love your Guccis and shit.. Blow a few j's down wit'er, take her to a concert and reap the benefits.. NahMean!!! lol

5.) "Sir.. Your Card Has Been Declined..." - Simply Put.. All this shit aint cheap! Get You A Job That Aint Afraid Ta Pay A Nigga.. excuse the language, but you get my drift.

Follow these very simple steps and you'll find yourself Datin a Lauren London, Shoppin wit Kanye and P, and Partyin Wit Puffy.. Sweartagod!
And Im Out!!!

Sunday, March 23, 2008

True Life: I was stoned on easter

So I've been on hiatus for a couple of weeks...big deal, its the internet, your allowed. I would like to take the time out to preach a sermon from the Church of the Sacred Mattress on Easter. Now I planned on going to church today, but it just didn't work out so I've decided that I'm taking the time to reminisce on Easter's past. As a child, the biggest thing about Easter was the Easter dress and the Easter suits. It seemed as though the department stores catered to black people during the month of March, specializing in poofy flowered bright ass dresses and tacky lime green, lilac purple, baby pink, and sky blue pin-stripped suits that your grandma would say you looked "sharp" in. (note: if your grandma tells you, you look "sharp" run for the hills). The Easter dress seemed like a huge deal to like the entire black community, and it was of course accompanied with white patent leather shoes, an Easter church hat, as well as a white purse. The boys had it the worst, those damn suits always had matching shoes to go with the suits and if you were really lucky and had a really generous fam you had a hat to match and maybe your fathers old gold chain to go OVER TOP of the button up shirt and tie.

For the record I hated those dresses because they were itchy and I hated those patent leather shoes because they didn't have heels on them. I've thought about wearing all black to Easter sunday a few times, but I think the church people would stone me, and my mom probably wouldn't let me eat dinner. (sad face). Thinking back I never got an Easter basket or took a picture with the Easter bunny, which is kinda sad, I think I will deprive my kids in the same way though-but they wont be able to escape the wrath of the Easter dress! muahahaha!! With that said, make sure you look your flyest on Easter for God because he died for YOU and heaven only takes the "flyest" these days cuz they're reaching capacity, no room for sragglies! (that's a joke)

Happy Easter,

kimmie e

so i did wear black...taken after the stoning..

taken during the stoning...

Monday, March 10, 2008

Bow Chicka Wowow! Kiki is Preggers!

According to Page Six, Kimora Lee Simmons is pregnant with Djimon "Give Us Free" Hounsou's baby. Can we say wow wow wee wow!!!!! Wonder how the kid is gona look!
photo: Harper's Bazaar
-Doe Chee$e

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Erykah B. and Q-Tip on Trace Mag

Hot! Two of my fav people (especially E) on Trace Magazine.
Miss Badu is also feature in Giant are some pics.

Simply Wonderful!!!!

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