Hayden P.
Cassie
Lucy Lui
All of these looks are hot and include leather...who doesn't love leather! The leather gloves, the leather boots, and the whole damn dress on Cassie is leather! Hot hot hot!
-Doe Chee$e
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Barbie by Patricia Field
As a little girl all I did was worry about my all red nikes and little jean jacket while carrying around a shitload of Dr. Suess books, I had no time for Barbie lol. However my younger cousin made me play with the wretched things and I took a liking to them. If I remember correctly I fell in love with the really fancy ones that you kept in the box, but playing with them 24/7 was a huge NO-all I wanted was to make their clothes lifesize! (In hindsight Barbie had to be a cokewhore because her body was so perfect and she never ate!) Patricia Field has re-created the Barbie glam (minus the coke lol) by making an entire line dedicated to the glory of the perfect DD breasted doll. Now we can all take the spirit of Matel's plastic goddess everywhere we go! The line includes an array of shirts, tight ass dresses, hoodies, jewlery, and purses. She basically hooded Barbie up with the jewlery, giving her name earings and a necklace, how sweet is that? Get your Barbie hookup at http://www.patriciafield.com/ . Sorry fellas, maybe she'll make something for penis-less Ken next season. lol.
I need an AROUND THE WAY GIRL
i hate to do this and advertise other blogs, but hey who cares right? right. Well as online obsessions go I am obsessed with Around the Way Girls! It is the TRUTH, an interesting mix of street and Hollywood glam and of course NY flava from regular ass super hot females. The good thing about this blog is that it can give you a good laugh and the writing is pretty damn good so check it out after you check Queenie V of course, i mean we did kind of put you on...duh
hot fire is spit on this blogspot, check it out bitches!
B and Jay tie the knot
Apparently our friends Jay and B have tied the knot. Of course all they do is deny deny deny everything and swear its a rumor, but if you both have on wedding rings how can it be false? They allegedly got married in France sometime before Christmas while celebrating Hov's 38th birthday (damn he's old). Anywho the two are basically insperable and if the rumors are false it shouldn't matter either way. The best of both worlds matrimony style...we all know whose getting B's buns!
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Kanye Is Back!
Kanye's is back to blogging and I'm happy! I love his blogspot, it's weird like QV! Go check it out, after you check QV out of course!
Fafi + MAC= Lovely!
Fafi and MAC have teamed up to make awsome make-up. Mind you I don't even rock makeup like that...but I love Fafi! They just make me smile! The line will debut Feb. 13th. Go cop it I will!
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Kimmie E's Guide to New Year's Resolutions-Chopped & Screwed
After you've taken off your freakum dress and 5 inch-nobody-designer-heels you begin to sit and wonder how you can re-vamp your life for 2008. You develop a list of rhyming words like "I'll be great in 2008", or "don't hate in 2008". Blah blah blabbity blah! Just stop! Resolutions don't resolve a damn thing and I have the proof, cuz' you know I speak the truth (see the rhyming is contagious in the new year)! Let us begin the chopped and screwdness of the oh so famous new years baby and its shitty resolutions!
1. The "I-wanna-loose-weight" resolution- Ok, ok, ok...people this NEVER works. Why? Well maybe because it takes dedication, concentration, and destruction of the natural self! Who wants to be a butless size negative 2 anyway? Not I! The reasons why you should lay this to rest are as follows, a) that food is nasty and it costs entirely too much money and it tastes like flavored cardboard, b) by not using carbs, sugar, or salt you are commiting a sin and it's probably against the law, c) you
shouldn't have been eating so much in the first place! Resolution Chopped and Screwed- if you still wanna loose weight, I suggest lipo and trimspa, its easier on the eyes, and you know you can't give up those chicken boxes and half and halfs that easily!
2. The "ima-be-abstinent" resolution- Lets just get down to it. A) unless you have a religious conviction or have caught an STD (or STI) in the last 6 months, you can't succeed, b) people might start thinking your gay, c) you might start thinking your gay (not that being gay is taboo or anything, hey if you're gay you might start thinking that you're straight). Resolution Chopped and Screwed- buy some condoms.
3. The "ima-stop-cussin" resolution- oh shit! A) See it never works, b) damn, c) shit! I just dropped my kick on the floor! Resolution Chopped and Screwed-only curse when something bad happens.
4. The "ima-stop-drinking-and-smoking" resolution. I would just like to point out that you most likely got drunk on December 31, a) getting drunk is fun and you know it is, b) NICOTINE is a DRUG and all your going to do is get addicted to the gum, c) you'll just find a substitute to smoke, like a black clove, and we all know how substitution goes. Resolution Chopped and Screwed- wait until you graduate from college
because that's when it becomes a problem lol
5. The "ima-get-straight-A's" resolution- Well, well, well...a) you're
not, b) you're not, and c) you're not. Sorry, but you're not, with all that loosing weight, smokin, drinking, and buying condoms your gonna be doing, getting straight A's is just as far-fetched as getting famous on myspace (or is it?). Resolution Chopped and Screwed- settle for a 2.0, it keeps me grounded
6. The "ima-get-super-duper-fly" resolution- Ha. Hahahaha. Ha. Right. a) studies have shown that fly/fresh is a gene, b) its hereditary, passed down from parents to children only, c) if you haven't done it now, its damn near impossible. Resolution Chopped and Screwed- Go buy some
citizens and pretend that that's all it takes.
7. The "ima-get-wifed-up" resolution- OK, a) you make yourself sound
desperate, b) who wants to be married before your actually married, c) how old are you again? Right, that's what I thought-it won't last...duh. Resolution Chopped and Screwed- everyone is single in college, remember that.
8. The "get-out-of-debt" resolution- a) For starters I thought we had to owe white America money in order to establish credit, b) student loans...HELLO, you will be in debt until the day you die, and c) you probably owe your sisters' baby's father's niece 100s for all the weed you've been smoking! Resolution Chopped and Screwed- debt is your friend, they give you the 6 month grace period after graduation for a reason, to stop smoking, be abstinent, and to save all that money to pay back your loans!
9 and 10...just live life and get your hair done, and a new tattoo, its the best kind of self help you can get these days!
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