Crackies Gone Wild: Lindsey Lohan Part 2

Ok this winch has gone to far! On Tuesday Lindsey Lohan was pulled over and charged with driving with a suspended license, DUI, and lets not forget the cocaine, but they left something out of this riveting saga. During her joy ride/car chase Miss Lohan had three young men in the car with her according to TMZ. Jakon Sutter, Dante Nigro, and Ronnie Blake were all in the car during the whole incident. When the police pulled Lohan over she had the fucking nerve to tell the officer when questioned "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving." WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So now she is blaming black people for her array of problems. It's time to call Al Sharpton!

- Doe Chee$e

Damn Gina: The Madness of The Cut

Is there no originality people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN GINA!!!!! The Rihanna madness continues and I thought It was bad when Beyonce had the wet and wavy and was taking over hahaha. From Trina to Miss Cole, everyone is swagga jacking lil miss Rih rih. UHHHHHHHH! Yes the hair cut is fire but damn....not everybody all at once hahaha!

Check Her Style: Erykah Badu

Mother Earth is that you? Naw it's just Miss Badu. Head wraps, Afros, and crochet outfits, Erykah Badu is fearless when it comes to her lyrics and style. Some days she takes us back to Africa and other days she takes to the future. Either way Erykah Badu hits all the right notes when it comes to personal style. Miss Badu doesn't care what the critics think about her music or her fashion sense, because she knows she is going to make a statement. She reps her roots and has a style that no one else can duplicate, unless you take a trip to the Motherland hehe.

To get her style try:

An Afro

Hats or head wraps

Crochet outfits

Wooden and metal jewelry

The colors of Africa

-Doe Chee$e

P.S.A (pUBLIC sERVICE aNNOUNCEMENT)

"is this on?"
(tapping mike)
"ATTENTION BALTIMORE METRO-AREA AS WELL AS DC AND VA!!! THERE IS MORE TO FASHION THAN BETSEY JOHNSON AND JUICY COUTURE!!! (annoying mike-too-close-to-the-speaker sound) THANK YOU!"

(running back up to mike)
O YEAH I ALMOST FORGOT!! NOT EVERYTHING DESIGNER IS CUTE...AND LUGGAGE IS NOT A PURSE!!! THANK YOU!!! (cough cough)

Damn Gina: Vibe Vixen's Run Is Ova

The sista mag to Vibe Magazine, Vibe Vixen is no more. The magazine will no longer produce a hard copy, but will maintain there website, http://www.vibevixen.com/. All these magazines are folding, Vibe Vixen, Jane, who is next? Keep hope alive ladies, we still have Missbehave!

-Doe Chee$e

queenie's valentine: CG J.R.

Tha Factz
Government: Clive Antwoine Grant
B.K.A: Twoine, CG J.R. or Fly Kid CG. Depends on the basis of our relationship.

Age: 19 yrs old in earthly years. Way older in the homospaien calender years

website: www.myspace.com/intlgraffiti

state ur grind: Opportunist... I flip 5 to 10 to 20 jus like that ya digg?

Tha Interview

1. I have a soft spot for: Lacoste Cardigans, Ebay, Girls with pretty feet and ummm...Them new Pharell Roadstas. Wat Ya Know About It

2. Fiji, Evian, or tap? 99 Cent Sweet Tea

3. Republican Elephant or Democrat Donkey? Democrat Donkey. I can be an ass at times

4. Favorite Designer: Nigo

5. What song would they play at your funeral? Something wit a nice bridge. haha.

6. Perfect Female Specimen is: Joy Bryant. She went to Yale and she's a dime. Wat ya Kno Bout It.

7. What drug are you cocaine or heroin (queenie does not support drug use of any kind cept for green grass lol :): Methamphetamine...I leave an eternal impression on my users

8. Ur best Facebook status ever: Clive is the truth but he not settin nobody free. Get Back To Work!!!!

9. If we wanted to make you, what ingredients would we need? 5 ice cubes, 3 tbsp of apathy, 10 episodes of jeopardy and 3 cups of water from the Potomac River. You would get a clone of me...not exactly "I".

10. Last Will and Testament: Jus Get yours and b Happy.

Crackies Gone Wild: Lindsay Lohan Edition

the culprit: lindsey lohan...sooo apparently this bitch is REALLY on crack..well cocaine...this is her mugshot..Her abrupt change from Oprah to Nicole Richie has been the result of cocaine abuse. So yesterday she got a DUI and then had COCAINE in her purse, but of COURSE ITS NOT HERS...hehe...crackheads...WTF? Allegedly she was caught earlier in the year stuffing cocaine up her nose and her friends nose before entering into an LA night club (this is sooo reminding me of Scarface) click on this for a timeline of her nonsense: http://blog.washingtonpost.com/celebritology/2007/07/lindsay_lohan_a_2007_timeline.html?hpid=entnew. In the picture to the right she is apparently snorting crack/cocaine, whatever..I guess heroin was too much for her skinny bones to handle. Its all quite sad actually. But it is still a hot ass mess. I mean you are FAMOUS which means u just can't doooo crack like a regular person, like duh! What happened to the cute little redhead who got her parents back together? Come on Lindsey!!!! Didn't you take D.A.R.E in elementary school or see the Snuff McGruff commercials (Snuff McGruff Chicago, Illinois 60652..i know that by heart lol)?????


the verdict: 10/5 deuces, a stint in REAL PEOPLE REHAB, a cigarette, and some calamine lotion for the itching or something...o and a casket if u don't play your cards right. GEEZ

Rihanna On CRACK

ok so yesterday she was gettin hella attention for her "edgy-punk-rock-dominatrix-devil-asymmetrical" cut and today she has a "curly-wet-n-wavy-like-a-certain-R&B-goddess-whose name-starts-with-a-B"..hmmmmmmmmmm...id say crack kills in this situation

10 Reasons Why You Should Consider Relocating to the UK

1. WAH Magazine- http://www.wah-magazine.com/ Wah is like the mommy mag to MISSBEHAVE, cept Euro style. Embraces hip hop culture, nails, colored pants, and doorknocker earings, plus takes time to devote space for the year 1993, who knew Europe could be extra sweet

2. Topshop- I've had an ongoing obsession with topshop ever since my freshman year in high school, where TEENvogue listed them in one of their photoshoots. When I hit the website, http://www.topshop.com/, I was in absolute awe. Now they even have a line with THE KATE MOSS!! (i think i just shit my pants...jk)

3. Corrine Bailey Rae- shes black and shes from England!! Excuse our ignorance, but thats just plain cool.

4. Not Bad 4 a Girl (NBFG)- Clothing line, kind of like the UK equivelent of Married to The Mob, http://www.notbadforagirl.com/, enough said

5. Regina Spector- You know, i dig this Euro Chick, she plays the piano and her voice is different than all the others. Her music makes you think. Served best heated under a fireplace with a warm cup of cocoa and some paint to splatter on your boyfriend before he breaks your hea-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-artttttttt!!!!

6. Euros- I love love love EUROS! I mean you can buy all the cool UK stuff, and their currency just seems so much more prettier than those green and cream ugly dead presidents that represent us. Plus everything seems cheaper, since their currency is worth more, i am SO down. Oh yeah its like 10 European Nations that use them, kinda creepy- in a "Hitler -take-over-the-world-way", but cool and convienient

7. Vacationing in the SOF (south of france)- who needs the Hamptons when you have the South of France? I don't...Actually they have their very own New York, It's called Paris...duhhhhh

8. Killer Accent- Allo' mah nayme is Kimbaly...ah 'ave a nice 'arse (or is arse scotland or sumthing)...anyway, accents are mad sexy, and id rather sound like a englishman than T.I. or Jay Z...

9. Tea Time- I work 8.5 hour days, and you know what i hate tea (Earl Grey is for the birds), but any excuse to get a break is good for me! Tea Anyone???

10. Big Ben- is it REALLY a clock? or is ben the english term for johnson....lmao hehe

gooddaye mate (i think thats austrailia)
kimmie e

p.s. if u do go there still go to the dentist every 6 months

IHMDJ (i hate my day job)

Sooo im a little bit confused about what "heading" i should put this under...but i chose "crack fiend" because this shit is like crack, got me scratching and shit lmao/jk (no offense to the crack fiends of the world.....) WELL I discovered this site called http://www.ihmdj.com/ and i so totally fell in love with it. They have a blog, a mixtape section, and CLOTHES!!!! Boys and Girls..This is sooo my new guilty pleasure. The shirts are clever screen tees that don't scream, "I got this from Hot Topic!" or "on sale at forever 21". They are affordable and hot. So check these people out, their phillosophy is basically as simple as their name, "they hate or have hated their day job." holla